Every Gnome Needs a Home.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Snowed-In with the Stunjas

Friday:

Last weekend, my husband, daughter and I enjoyed a 30-minute run in our neighborhood. The temperature--in the 60's. Our apparel--t-shirts and shorts. It's Winter in North Carolina, mind you, hence the reason why we skimped on our threads and spent a good majority of our run gushing about how amazing the weather felt!

Yesterday afternoon(Friday)--news reporters were well-equipped with rumors of snow, 6-9 inches. The last time they reported snow in the triangle, our neck of the woods saw nothing but wimpy wisps of white fairy dust. I was disappointed. Yesterday, however, my cynism got the better of me and what do you know, more than just a sheer dusting of white fluff covered the ground before me and before I knew it my husband, daughter, and I were snowed-in with our very good friends, the Stunjas. They graciously let us bunk with them and lent us pj's, blankets, and pillows. We rested our tired eyes(except for Juniper and me...ugh, we chatted and snacked all night).

Saturday:

We peeked out from behind the window's curtains--a frosted North Carolinian Narnia stood still and peaceful. And so, my friends, the party began. The hubby, bebe, Stunja's and I lounged around, ate yummy food, sang, laughed and enjoyed eachother's company all day long. Food was first on the day's menu: Blueberry waffles, mangos, apples, bacon(a little crispy but delicious nonetheless!), scrambled eggs, toast, and oj. My hubby and Mr. Stunja played Jeopardy during the earling morn, then Mrs. Stunja, Juniper, and I joined them to play Cranium. Next in line was a little afternoon nap, then a game of Extreme Life. Dinner stopped by and we said hi for awhile. Stuffed ourselves once again and resumed our game of Extreme Life. I won, by the way, ending up with 3 million dollas in the bank.

At about 10PM we decided that it was time to brave the snowy roads. All day long I was concerned about hitting the roads--I've never been one to enjoy driving in the snow, despite having years of practising in Iowa. But we did it, we left the Stunjas and found ourselves the only car driving on the Durham Freeway. It was a little creepy...like post-apocalyptic Durham.

It was the best sleep-over yet! Can't wait for the next big snow in NC!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Ani Difranco on Homebirth...



Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Spring Valley Tree Farm: Short Memoirs


Slow…Children

Spring Valley Tree Farm’s driveway was a hub for teenage angst and inexperienced drag-racers. Truth be told, the well beaten mixture of gravel and dirt suffered a great many tales of recklace teenager driving spells and careless farm girls and boys. As former youth pastors, my parents’ hearts of gold attracted many of whom they ended up mentoring or taking in. However, with two little girls who aimlessly ventured outside for exploration and discovery, the need for a “slow-down!” sign was apparent. My father, with good intentions, bless his heart, put up an old, rusty sign labeled “Slow…Children” with the usual short character of a child strolling along on a yellow background. It was not until a few years later that I realized the offensive implications of that sign to both my sister and me. Needless to say, the sign is no longer standing alongside that well beaten mixture of gravel and dirt.

Barbie Money

During the early years of tree farming, my parents worked tirelessly (and still do) to provide for their little girls. In the summer, my mother and father would shear the Christmas trees with long “Last of the Mohican” knives. Although my parents wore tall boots to protect their sweaty, rubber-friction abused legs, shearing usually involved bouts of wild parsnip and poison ivy allergic reactions. To this day my father’s legs bear the harsh scars after many summers surviving the nasty weeds. After shearing season, early fall, my father would wake up at the crack of dawn to spray the trees. He would come back with a green four-wheeler, green face, green hair, and green clothes. What I remember most, however, were the green hairs peeking out from his nose. To me, those hairs represented more than just neglect of one’s appearance, but rather the selflessness my father displayed through working until his hands cracked and bled and nose hairs were green as the trees he sprayed. He was working for “Barbie Money”, as he liked to call it. When my sister and I would ask Dad where he was going or why he couldn’t stay home and play with us that day, he would reply, “Because I have to work to get Barbie money.” That put things into perspective for a three and six year old.

Worms

My little sister loved rain because rain meant 1. Mud and 2. Worms. Worms meant an opportunity to drive her(me) sister mad by chasing her across the driveway flinging dangly, wiggly worms onto her hair, clothes, and bare, white freckled skin. I still shiver thinking about the white plastic bucket my own flesh and blood joyfully carried around humming to herself and spouting off cries of delight each time a new worm caught her curious eyes. My sister also enjoyed catching insects with her net. One summer, for a 4-H project, she put together an organized display of insects she caught on a piece of white Styrofoam. As innocent and sweet this may sound, the insects did not experience a quiet and peaceful death. With a large needle, she would stab the bug with the sharp, miniscule point and watch them silently struggle to retrieve freedom from the large metallic pin-head blocking their view from the rest of the world. Even the big adoring blue eyes staring at them in delight were out of their sight. I never caught on to this “Girl of the Limberlost” behavior, but sometimes, when I have a moment to catch sight of my feelings and wishes, I miss that innocent Limberlost girl who spent her childhood curious about nature’s tiniest inhabitants instead of playing with a Wii, Ipod, or Gameboy. She was freshing, that Limberlost girl.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Good Morning! Lemon Zest Muffins

I am home with Juniper today because she has a cough that makes a mama cringe and boogies that grow longer with each sneeze. While June took her morning nap, I enjoyed a hot cup of Green Tea with the the following...

Good Morning! Lemon Zest Muffins

Ingredients:
1 cup shortening or 1/2 cup shortening and a 1/2 cup butter (REAL butter)
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs, separated
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoon baking powder
1teaspoon salt
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
2 teaspoons grated lemon zest

Directions:
Cream shortening and sugar until light and fluffy; add egg yolks, beating well. Combine flour, baking powder, and salt; add to creamed mixture alternately with lemon juice, beating well after each addition. End with dry ingredients. Fold stiffly beaten egg whites into batter; stir in lemon zest. Fill greased muffin cups about three-quarters full. Bake lemon zest muffins at 375 degrees F for 20 to 25 minutes, until done. Makes about a dozen muffins.